Our meet story is so great. My friend and I randomly sat next to him, and honestly I don’t know if he was there when we sat down or if he came and sat next to us. We must have had a lull in our conversation, because we both acknowledged him when we overheard him telling a story to someone, maybe his friend or maybe the bartender; and we or probably just one of us, interrupted and butt in. We agreed, that we would do the same fucking thing that he was telling in his story. After that, the rest in history…

HIstory in that, after I got to know him, I was lucky enough to learn his secret. A secret, I hope I won’t have to share with anyone else.

This man, somehow, can manipulate the size of his penis. Not kidding. This isn’t just a “he fits me like a glove” bullshit scenario. He can literally manipulate the size, shape, all dimensions of his penis. Flaccid, hard. All of it. Think Mr. Fantastic, except, he only has the capability of manipulating his penis. The rest of his body is what nature gifted him.
I’ve seen his penis swell to match the girth and length of my 9″ Monster Dildo. I’ve seen it curve in just the right spot to hit my right spot.  I’ve seen it grown in length like Pinnoccio when I’m licking on his balls. I’ve seen in shrink to pinky size, when he’s asked to, or he’s feeling a little self-conscious.

I’m not saying I treat his Fantastic Penis like a magic trick, and ask him to perform. Ok, maybe, I’ve asked for that once in a while. But he always offers, so that’s not really me being awful, right?

Most of the time, I don’t direct him specifically on what to do with his Fantastic penis, because, well frankly, I don’t have to. Literally fits me like a glove, and hits all the spots he needs to hit.

Can we monetize this gift, how much would you pay for the perfect penis, which you can then make a mold you can carry with you?

Does he know what the perfect shape will be, or do you?  Or he like a curious worm, filling all the nooks and crannies to get it right?

I’ve been seriously contemplating lately, whether or not I want some of my friends, or even others to experience the fantasticness that is him. But I’m also genuinely curious, as to how far will this magic extend. Will he be doing a special trick one day and be stuck, like monkey penis or elephant? Curve like an S straw, or something equally as awful?