I’m so thankful my server/bartender days are over, and also glad I had the experience that I did. Serving can be a hard life, I truly feel for those that make it their life. That shit can be hard. Not even just dealing with the customers that are often bullshit human beings; but its just a hard life. I think the worst part is the DRAMA that comes with it. I mean when most of the staff is the same general age, 20-30s; and service industry hangs out with other service industry. What else could it be than drama.

Joey was chatting to bartender Roxie about this girl that him and his roommate banged. He was explaining how fucked up the situation was, that she was first talking to and hanging out with his roommate Jaxson. And then he thought she maybe moved in. Well after the 3 of them hung out a few times together, one night, Cindy announced she’d be sleeping with Joey that not and not Jaxson. Joey claims he was shocked and did a WTF motion, when Jaxson said, do what you want.

After that, Cindy, pretty much went back and forth between the two bedrooms and guys rooms. The worst part according to Joey’s story was she was like a starfish when they fucked. He confirmed it wasn’t just him, Jaxson’s experience was starfish too.

Roxie asked what Joey meant by she was a starfish in the sack? He said ‘Dude, Cindy Johnson, great to look at, gives decent head; but lays there like a starfish or more accurately a dead fish when she fucks’.

“Brah, shut the fuck up. Don’t talk about my sister that way” chimed in the random dude sitting next to Joey at the bar; Roxie immediately walked away and sent one of the bouncers in Joey’s direction to prevent a huge fight from breaking out.

Lesson Learned: Don’t use people’s full names when you are talking shit at the bar. Never know who could over hear you.

Jane got promoted to manager after less than 6 months at The Rain. They seemed desparate. Apparently, the manager that was in charge when she started and until last week, slept with most of the servers on staff. Oh, and not just the girls; some of the guys too. Apparently, Jonathon did not discriminate either sex in his inappropriate advances. Jane did wonder while she’d been empoyed at The Rain, why there seemed to be a different favorite every week or so. Upon hearing the rumors, she understood a little better.

Jonathon’s inappropriate actions started small, so the story goes. A small comment here, an awkward gesture there, lingering touch everywhere. All before he was even a manager, so the story goes. He was otherwise an exemploray employee and coworker. Wasn’t a surprise when a manager position opened up, that he was the top candidate. That’s when he shifted, as soon as he was a manager, and a new girl was hired; someone who only knew him as a manager; he took the authority to his advantage.

Leah, was technically hired before he was a manager, but she started after, and only knew him as a manager. Her manager, specifically. He treated her slightly different from the get-go. It wasn’t long before she was in his bed. Their situationship actually lasted for almost 2 months. No one is completely sure how it ended, but she did quit before it ended. After that, when more new staff were hired, the trend of Jonathon picking favorites and getting what he wanted from them continued.

Until last week. There had been a turnover problem with servers for a hot minute. Sure there was a select group that had been here for years; kept their heads down, did their work. Trina, the most recent casulty. Actually told upper management in her resignation letter that she was leaving because she saw Jonathon’s super small penis, and she no longer respected him.

Story goes, upon the General Manager hearing this info, talked to some of the older staff to gauge their opinion. He had heard rumors that Jonathon had relations with many of the staff; and those that didnt have relations with him got shit treatment. Investigation deemed the rumors true, or at least mostly factual. Enough for action from the GM. And that action was to fire Jonathon, and promote essentially a newbie, albeit one that showed great leadership, charisma, and had the staff’s respect.