Janice finally had a night off from her life. She decided to orchestrate a night out with her friends. It was a Friday afterall.
They met up at a local bar, where they knew they’d have a good time and meet some random people. The four of them each had at least 3 cocktails, and a shot or two; so everyone was feeling great.
They interacted with a group of younger men, it was a good situation. The girls were into it; the boys were into them. The boys were probably a smidge younger; ok, thats an exagertion; some of thos boys could be Janice and friends kids; if they got knocked up freshman year. Sure, its possible.
So all mixed together; it was a good time. Janice especially, found this one guy, Tony, that they were clearly into each other. Not too much time had passed, and she was sitting on his lap. All flirty, it was all good. I watched him smack her ass, then lean in for a kiss. Everyone was all about it.
Time went on, and everyone got drunker, or more fucked up. Rumor was, some of the boys were doing some side activities, and not sharing with the group. I have no idea what Janice did or didn’t do.
All of a sudden, or what it seemed to me, the boys left, and without a second thought for me and Janice. Yes, we were still around. Janice on some rando’s lap; and me, taking to everyone and all that. They peaced out in a hurry.
So I told Janice, we should go home. The boys left, it wasn’t worth staying out anymore. She refused to leave. So I went ahead and closed out, and got my ride home. I’m not going to be responsible for her, the bar can cut her off.
What I’m sharing from here on out, is an account of what happened, from multiple of the people that worked at the bar. So reliable, but also, taken with a grain of salt.
Janice was cut-off from more drinks long before I left. She apparently was a red flag to the bartenders. Maybe she was like that all night because her kids were well taken care of by the new step-mom; or maybe it was a gradual sitch. She gave the bartenders some kinda vibe that she didn’t need more alcoholic beverage; so she was absolutely cut off, long before I left. I didn’t even notice. I guess she always had a “drink” in her hand.
After I left, Janice went and sat outside on a bench, presumably to wait for her ride; just like I did. But no. She waited on the bench for a while; and then at some point looked up, and saw the boys she met and flirted with earlier were sitting at a table outside. So after sitting lonely on the bench for a minute; she got up to join them.
Except, when she walked up to their table; they ignored her. She was drunk and weird and they didn’t want any part of that. They thought if they ignored her, she might go away.
NOPE. Janice was beyond the point of reading subtle hints, or even blatant hints.
She tried to interject into their conversation soo many times; so I was told by an outsider. But none of them boys wanted acknowlege her.
Eventually; one of them said; “Fuck It, Lets Do This” and acknowledged her. They asked her all of the hard questions; that usually would make someone walk away. ‘So, you have kids; where are they right now? Are you a responisble parent?’ ETC…..
Janice, didn’t give a fuck at the hard questions, that were 1000% valid; she just walked away from the dude that was asking; and moved closer to the one she sat on earlier. Except, she didn’t notice that guy had took a chair and placed it upside down on his lap, so she couldn’t sit on it. Who does that….
Well, the people at the table next to them, maybe realized why. As Janice moved through he crowd and leaned over to the lap guy, with a chair in his lap; the adjacent table laughed big; out loud. Someone said; that chick pissed her pants.

Janice absolutely was wearing jeans and a cute top. But when she walked through the group to bend down next to the guy that she thought she maybe had a chance with; she didn’t consider someone else would see her from the back side.
A random fucking chick, looked over, and saw Janice, drunk as fuck, saunter over to the boys, and watched. Well, when she came to the otherside of their spot; this chick noticed; that Janice appeared to have peed her pants.

To anyone, that looked; there is only one tell tall sign that someone peed their pants, and its that very obvious. Wet spot in the seem of the pants.
Sweet bartender, said in her ear; ‘hey babe, looks like you maybe had an accident’. well thats not surprising; was the response.
Then, Janice kept trying to talk to the boy. all agreed he wasn’t a real man, but a boy. she literally had a pee pee pants stain and wet spot in her crotch. She did not care!
Eventually, the boys that were being kinda shittty to her; stop playcating; and went for the jugular. She wasn’t at home with her kids were she belonged; and she continued to pee her pants while people were talking to her. So, it was all fair game.
Eventually, Janice tried to make friends with other people; but it was too late. They saw her behavoir, and didn’t really want a part of that. She eventually got in an uber and went home. And that was the last anyone saw of her.
Hopfeully, Uber driver; cleaned his seats; because she definitely peed her pants/ seat on the way home.